1. yellowberet:

    ghostmoritz:

    yellowberet:

    our friend noah

    almost got mugged today

    they were like “give us your money”

    and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

    and it worked

    WHAT THE FUCK????

    me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

    WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

    (via parkingstrange)

     
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  3. trombono:

    chen000:

    chen000:

    how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
    a sheep

    someone draw a sheep using these instructions

    image

    this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

    (Source: hydrangea7, via gnarly)

     

  4. pineplapple:

    turning up at a party with your cool friend

    image

    (via gnarly)

     

  5. jewist:

    the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

    (via gnarly)

     
  6. (Source: zoiodlula, via scruples)

     
  7. werewolf-shadow:

    candyislove:

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  8. intrnetvibes:

    jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

    (via confirmance)

     
  9. (Source: welshguate, via exteriors)

     

  10. *unbaes you*

    (Source: jxggxr, via trust)